you were born an original, don't die a copy

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harrypottergoon:

Ellen is 300% done.

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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th3diaryof:

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elviravampire:

R.I.P

rest in peace ty, love you foorever and a day

R.I.P dad, i miss you and love you

I don’t know anyone who has commited suicide but Rest In Peace <3

Rip to my future self

^

RIP my best friend Courtney, 15, and my cousin Jarrod, 17

This need more notes and if you don’t reblog this I’m judging you big time!

rip sam

Rest In Peace Brandon. I love you. I’ll forever be your QuinnyBear.

Rip adrian <3

RIP besto I miss you, heaven has another angel, 17 years young you didn’t deserve half the shit you went through I just wish you the best with health and happiness now

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Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

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