disneyismyescape: dailymagic: eesh lost a follower? okay…. go follow. because if you’re not.. i’ll snatch your man
Reblog this if you hate your weight.
The more time i spend in this house the more im glad that i decided to go far away for college
homicidalwhispers: mattyjaybee: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
half-0f-something-else: can i leave my current life and start a new one or
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and...
"But fruit has too much sugar"
"So what are you doing?"
sodamnrelatable: Oh you know, just tumblin.
I want to see something, Reblog if you're older...
Seeing half-naked girls in the club.
catnus: You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
castiel-is-a-bluebird: staff: juicylouture: what if one day STAFF WE LOVE YOU